Sooo my mom picked me up early cause I feel like shit, and so I was all, “go on I’ll be there in a moment” and when she was gone I walked up to this girl who was sitting at the table next to mine in the computer lab and I was like, “Can I just say, that you’re really pretty like oh my gosh. Sorry that’s a little creepy to just say to someone randomly but…” She said it was okay and laughed and said thank you but Omg.

I’m shaking right now. Social anxiety makes it pretty hard for me to initiate conversation with people I don’t know. I’m pretty sure I went from practically laying on her to backing up frantically cause I was freaking out and starting to panic and I was super awkward walking away holy shit. Like I’m never trying that again. I hope she feels good right now but no way in hell am I ever doing that again that was so stressful.

Me: I am going to study
Me: *opens tumblr*
Me: .. I start NOW..
Me: *marathons a tv series*
Me after 5 minutes of actual studying: I give up I've been studying all day

onlyblackgirl:

shelbysbutt:

aanubis:

ungrammaticholiday:

yggdrasilly:

christmasblogger:

Penguin falls down resulting in best sound ever [x]

oh my god

NOOOOOOO

they all gasped like OHHH

IM CRYING IM PHYSICALLY CRYING HE FALLS AND THERE ALL LIKE WHAAAAWHOA U OK BRO AND HE GETS UP LIKE *SIGH* YEAH ITS FINE

I just watched this like 8 times

betterbemeta:

tastefullyoffensive:

[klaroline]

But you know a protest to this would be to just repeatedly clean the toilet. Just do it. Pretend you’re in a video game and grind toilet cleaning for points.

water and rewater and rewater the plants. Kill the plants. Drown the plants.

Expose the system. Exploit the system. 

equinevetadventures:

EVENTING

(video)

ruinedchildhood:

She was trying to keep her shoes from getting wet

Draw me baguette

http://prokopetz.tumblr.com/post/97746125292/astrakiseki-sephiramy-coelasquid

astrakiseki:

sephiramy:

coelasquid:

darkfliercynthia:

darkfliercynthia:

how the hell are some of u guys 13/14

when i was that age i was unironically watching shitty amvs on youtube and roleplaying on gaia

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BACK IN MY DAY SMUT FICS WERE CALLED LEMONS

BOYXBOY…

When I was 13 that was 2 years ago so figure it out for yourself.

I guess

bambiluvsyou:

pornosophical:

jzanity1010:

dbvictoria:

More Disney Parks facts here

TREASURED GUEST

But how could you leave out this

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I wonder if the grey stuff is like a meringue or a mousse

AWWW

puny-godjamit:

connoisseur-of-mediocrity:

thefluffysheep:

songofages:

ela-j:

EXCUSE ME BUT THIS RING. NO ONE NOTICED IT?????

Actually I’ve seen people mention it since the first episode.

It’s Capaldi’s wedding ring. He never takes it off, even when acting. 

To add to the story, he refuses to take it off because when his acting career was struggling, his wife never gave up on him. When he landed his first major gig, he decided to not take it off, to represent he was there because of his wife’s support.

"I didn’t want to take it off … So I got them to make a special Doctor Who ring that fits on top of it. It has a special gem in it … but that’s another story .”

yansquid:

wanderinginthetardis:

burqalicious:

THE AMOuNT OF secoNDHAND EMBARASSMENT I GET fROM MOvies is uNBELIEVABLE LIKE IF SOMEONE dOES a stupiD thiNG IN A MOVie i have to look away Bc it is Is TOO MUCH FOR ME To HANDLE

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THE IMAGE WON’T LOAD, PLEASE TELL ME THIS IS SPIDERMAN THREE.

otaku-with-the-tardis:

Everyone has that one class where they walk in and immediately want to commit mass homicide

LB